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Total Medals Earned: 990 (From 138 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,705 Points

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Meaty Boner

Medals Earned: 6/8 (115/150 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Pass the first stage of the Castle

Meaty Meal Time 5 Points

Eat the meat off of a werewolf

Raging Hot Boner 5 Points

Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire

Beat Level 4 25 Points

Pass the fourth stage of the Castle

Beefy Boner 25 Points

Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner

Beat Level 5 50 Points

Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Beat Level 2 10 Points

Pass the Second stage of the Castle

Bone the Head 25 Points

Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!

Mechanical Ice Apocalypse

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)

Lazors 5 Points

Get killed by the lasers

Patience 5 Points

Watch the entire credits scene

Showoff 5 Points

Submit your high score

Story 5 Points

Listen to the entire story

Suicidal 5 Points

Die ten times

tldr 5 Points

Skip the story midway

Bronze 10 Points

Finish under 3:20

Silver 25 Points

Finish under 2:50

Gold 50 Points

Finish under 2:20

Ninja 50 Points

Last four minutes without shooting

Winrar 50 Points

Kill the boss and save the world

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Minute Hardcore

Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)

BRONZE KILLSCORE 5 Points

Kill 200

SILVER KILLSCORE 10 Points

Kill 500

GOLD KILLSCORE 25 Points

Kill 900

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Mittens

Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)

Hero 25 Points

Save the princess!

Kitty Brawler 50 Points

Kill over 100 enemies.

Perfect Protector 100 Points

Reach the princess without losing any health.

Myth Runner

Medals Earned: 5/11 (40/375 points)

50m 5 Points

run 50m length

250m 10 Points

run 250m length

jacob 10 Points

transform to Jacob the werewolf

jaws 10 Points

transform to Jaws

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

harry potter 10 Points

transform to harry potter

500m 25 Points

run 500m length

1km 50 Points

run 1km length

long streak 50 Points

perform 30x book streaks

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

NerveJangla

Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/230 points)

RankSurvivor 5 Points

Complete the game

Stage1 5 Points

Complete the easy round

Stage2 10 Points

Complete the medium round

Stage3 25 Points

Complete the hard round

RankBronze 10 Points

Finish in under 300 seconds

RankSilver 25 Points

Finish in under 250 seconds

RankGold 50 Points

Finish in under 200 seconds

RankNinja 100 Points

Finish in under 150 seconds

Paper Warfare

Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)

Airman 10 Points

Finished Level 2

Airman Basic 10 Points

Finished Level 1

Airman First Class 25 Points

Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.

Master Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 7

Senior Airman 25 Points

Finished Level 4

Staff Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 5

Technical Sergeant 25 Points

Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.

Captain 50 Points

Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.

Chief Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 9

Senior Master Sergeant 50 Points

Finished Level 8

Major 100 Points

Completed the game.

Paradox Embrace

Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/360 points)

Bridging the Gap 5 Points

Pass level 1

Withered Away 5 Points

Succumb to the clutches of death

Logically Delicious 25 Points

Pass level 6

Master of Mysteries 25 Points

Pass level 9

Naturally Talented 25 Points

Pass levels 1-3

Undeterred 25 Points

Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt

Demon Dodger 50 Points

Pass level 7 without getting hurt

Spacetime Traveler 50 Points

Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Speedy Runner 50 Points

Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes

Embracer of Paradoxes 100 Points

Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes